Well, if your goal as a photographer is to make a supermodel hot actress look like dogcrap, look no further than the GQ seminar on doing just that. In an attempt to be “artsy,” this photographer made Megan Fox look like an anorexic rag doll that’s layed out in the Georgia sun for way too long. Congrats on that.

“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”
Fox said Nikita would do “these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads.” The actress also said she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.