A long, long time ago, Lindsay Lohan did a bunch of nose-candy and wrote mean things about Scarlett Johansson on a bathroom stall. One must believe this to have been a top-of-the-line party. Apparently they were both competing for a role in The Parent Trap. Ah, the brutal stress driven emotion that it takes to be a young starlet on blow in Hollywood. Well, Scarlett has kept silent about the ordeal until this most recent issue of Allure magazine, where she basically claims to not even know Lindsay.

“I don’t know what the motivation was behind that. I remember it was something really vulgar — I mean, shockingly so, like, ‘Whoa, what, who are you?’”

Pretty much says, “Lindsay who?”

That’s awesome.

Samantha Ronson came to lover Lindsay Lohan’s rescue via her Myspace blog. PETA recently threw flour all over Lindsay when she was going inside of a Paris nightclub. And Samantha is avenging the act by burying them in a 20,000 word diatribe. I mean, this is a lot of words. Can someone read this and tell me what the hell she said in our comments?

Thanks,

There is a fine line that distinguishes the difference between exercising our freedom of expression and offending others, for example the debate regarding freedom of speech vs. hate speech…. i feel that this principle should apply to protestors also. It’s a pity that some groups feel the need to assault people as opposed to fighting with words.
Whenever I feel the need to vent about something that feels unfair to me I reach for my computer, I don’t run out of the house with abusive intentions. I don’t expect everyone to react the same way, but I do expect people to respect each other. Maybe that’s my first mistake? It seems lately I am learning that there are too many people who put another species before their fellow man and that’s sad. I don’t wear fur, but I don’t think I have the right to ATTACK those who do. No one has that right.
PETA should focus their efforts on educating people on what they believe are injustices instead of seeking press via harassing those in the limelight. I received an apology too many days late from the PETA folks (the blog removal was too little too late) and today I’m pissed at the bag of flour thrown on Lindsay last night. Not because I got powdered down, but because the girl who threw it acted like an animal herself. I take that back, it’s an insult to animals to group her in with them, my dog is FAR more civilized than that person. I would have more respect for them if they didn’t use other people to get their point across. Lindsay, Mary Kate, Ashley Olsen, Anna Wintour and the rest of the targeted celebrities aren’t the problem, I’m pretty sure they’re not the only ones wearing fur, in fact, they should be appreciated by PETA for giving them a target. If it weren’t for them, who would get them press?????
I know I’m probably going to get a lot of angry emails in response, but I don’t really care. I got enough last week for no reason so I’m more than happy to ignore the nastiness after seeing what I saw last night. I’m not about to throw on a fur coat in retaliation, but had I had one within reach, I’m not sure I would have walked away from it.
p.s. when was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human? hmmmmm….. that’s one to grow on!
p.s.s. i think there are plenty of families that could have used that flour for a meal. nice job, lady.

Yeah, I couldn’t think of a better title for this. Kids, drugs are bad for you. They mess up your head and they cause you to pick your nose in public. Picking your nose is bad. With the battle over Prop 8 in full-swing, these two lesbians decided to sit around with their fingers up their noses. This is actually just gross, but I figure its ok for a Saturday.

Nevertheless, I still think Lindsay Lohan is pretty freaking hot. I’d hit that. But I have low standards, so take that as you may.

More Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson pictures.

Lindsay Lohan is still admitting she is a lesbian and madly in love with her tomboy friend, Samantha Ronson. This time it was to Harpers Bazaar. Lindsay is terming it, ‘bisexual,’ but lets face facts here, when she is with a chick, she’s a lesbian. You can play basketball in the winter, baseball in the summer, when you are swinging a bat, you are a baseball player. God I dig my logical mind.

Check out more on MSNBC.

“I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing,” Lohan told the magazine, which hits newsstands Nov. 18. “I think it’s no shock to anyone that it’s been going on for quite some time … She’s a wonderful person and I love her very much.”
While Ronson is the first woman Lohan has admitted to dating publicly, when asked if she had previously “been with a girl” by Harper’s, the actress replied, “I don’t know, maybe.”

Lohan said she does not consider herself a lesbian, but as for whether she thinks of herself as bisexual, she told the magazine, “maybe.”

Today’s the day. The day for change. The day every citizen can make a difference. Some citizens can actually make a bigger difference than others, which seems to be the case with Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay has already been cited once by the Obama campaign for supporting them. But once again, Lindsay couldn’t help but lend her support to the Democratic Presidential Campaign, which seems to lend a simultaneous burst of revolt among Democrats. Oh, also, Lindsay says gay people should be allowed to be married (sending a message Lindsay?)

Sorry i haven’t blogged in a minute.. i’ve been traveling and trying to catch up on sleep! I thought it was important to just put a message out there tonight for anyone that is on myspace at the moment.. So, here goes.. I cannot say how important it is for everyone to get out there and vote tomorrow… The future of our country depends on it. Just one vote can make such a difference… Vote-because your thoughts are worth it..VOTE-because YOU can make this country a better place…VOTE-because you can.
I feel like i have so much more to say, but the only thing that needs to be said right now, is for people to get out there and VOTE.
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
obama for president
VOTE NO ON PROP 8
VOTE NO ON PROP 4

The photo camera just loves Lindsay. Really sexy and artistic shots of Lindsay Lohan done by photographer Matt Jones. Bending over in the kitchen, with playboy hat in the bath tub, giving you the finger or getting undressed on the bed, Lindsay looks like your average girl next door. The girl next door you’re dreaming of becoming at least your friend.. or even more (oh yea, if you’re a girl).

Lindsay Lohan on the bed

That’s the best title I could came up with. Not spectacular, not ugly, not so sexy to mention it and neither trashy. Just Lindsay with new hair color at FEARnet’s anniversary party in New York.

Lindsay Lohan In Black

Don’t go crazy and don’t throw a party, Lindsay Lohan is not straight again. She’s still e full-time lesbian. Those pictures of her in bikinis are from 2004 when she extremely hot and straight. Not the perfect body, but she really got that thing that makes me horny. People change..

Lindsay Lohan Bikini

Lindsay Lohan wants Barak Obama to win. Barak wants to win. Which creates an issue because I think Barak would prefer that Lindsay support McCain. This weekend, Lindsay referred to Republican Vice Presidential nominee, Sarah Palin, as a media obsessed whore. That’s just classy. It’s important to note that I would hit it with both Palin and Lohan.

However, a top source in the Barack Obama team tells me the actress ”is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.”
Given Lohan’s past problems, plus ongoing brushes with controversy, I’ve learned the campaign quietly told the actress ”thanks, but no thanks,” but in far more diplomatic terms.

Unlike Ashlee Simpson’s twins, Lindsay Lohan’s twins are the cool kind. The kind that make her “fun.” And the kind that attract attention. They were at full mast this weekend in New York City at Fashion Week. Man, this is one of the best racks around if you ask me. Good going Lindsay, keep up the great acting career.

More Lindsay Lohan big boob pictures.