Jessica Simpson’s album, Do You Know, broke the top 20 one he Country Music billboard. Keeping with her usual style, the album lacks appropriate punctuation. Come on, it’s Friday! I had to! Anyways, looks like Jessica is going to make the state of Texas proud. Maybe this is the Cowboys year?

US Magazine says, The album — which sold 65,000 copies since coming out last week — ranked No. 4 on the Billboard Top 200.
Simpson’s first single, “Come on Over,” hit No. 18 on the Hot Country Songs list last month.

That’s right, good Christian and Miley Cyrus older man toy, Justin Gaston, wears briefs. I don’t like posting this stuff, but the fact is, it’s newsworthy. So out of preserving my journalistic integrity, I have to. I promise the next post will have a hot chick and bury this one.

Aubrey O’Day’s interview in Complex Magazine is the funniest one I’ve ever read in a long time. Picture this: Aubrey licking a stripper pole topless and talking about her period, about watching pr0n with her friend Jenna Jameson and about the fact that she really is a whore like everybody says.

If you can’t believe me, read with your own eyes about what a freak she is:

So when people hear you’re best friends with Jenna Jameson, they think—
Aubrey O’Day: —I’m going to do sex tapes and pr0n. Jenna and I never even talk about pr0n. I think one time Jenna and I had a conversation about having it on your period.

Oh, running a red light?
Aubrey O’Day: Yeah. There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”

Still, the first time…
Aubrey O’Day: Yeah, that’s what I was saying.

I guess you could just throw a towel down.
Aubrey O’Day: Ha! Yeah, I’m totally a towel girl. [Laughs.]

Is this an uncomfortable subject?
Aubrey O’Day: Oh, it’s fine. I love talking about my period.

Well, I suppose it’s something that can be broached with—
Aubrey O’Day: —someone you trust. Or you could just have anal sex.

And that’s not all:

If I have to be ridiculed and called a whore and the party animal and the dumb girl for the rest of my career, I’m OK with that. Because I love who I am. You’re going to have to interpret me however you’re going to interpret me.

Aubrey O’Day’s interview in Complex Magazine is the funniest one I’ve ever read in a long time. Picture this: Aubrey licking a stripper pole topless and talking about her period, about watching porn with her friend Jenna Jameson and about the fact that she really is a whore like everybody says.

If you can’t believe me, read with your own eyes about what a freak she is:

So when people hear you’re best friends with Jenna Jameson, they think—
Aubrey O’Day: —I’m going to do sex tapes and porn. Jenna and I never even talk about porn. I think one time Jenna and I had a conversation about having sex on your period.

Oh, running a red light?
Aubrey O’Day: Yeah. There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”

Still, the first time…
Aubrey O’Day: Yeah, that’s what I was saying.

I guess you could just throw a towel down.
Aubrey O’Day: Ha! Yeah, I’m totally a towel girl. [Laughs.]

Is this an uncomfortable subject?
Aubrey O’Day: Oh, it’s fine. I love talking about my period.

Well, I suppose it’s something that can be broached with—
Aubrey O’Day: —someone you trust. Or you could just have anal sex.

And that’s not all:

If I have to be ridiculed and called a whore and the party animal and the dumb girl for the rest of my career, I’m OK with that. Because I love who I am. You’re going to have to interpret me however you’re going to interpret me.

Lindsay Lohan wants Barak Obama to win. Barak wants to win. Which creates an issue because I think Barak would prefer that Lindsay support McCain. This weekend, Lindsay referred to Republican Vice Presidential nominee, Sarah Palin, as a media obsessed whore. That’s just classy. It’s important to note that I would hit it with both Palin and Lohan.

However, a top source in the Barack Obama team tells me the actress ”is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.”
Given Lohan’s past problems, plus ongoing brushes with controversy, I’ve learned the campaign quietly told the actress ”thanks, but no thanks,” but in far more diplomatic terms.

Wu-Tang Clan, move over. It’s hot in the D.

The 29 years-old half Latina half Irish actress, Rosario Dawson is looking delicious is the most recent issue of  Angelo Magazine. It’s impossible not to see her feisty and sexy Latina nature combined with a soft and sensitive side. In this interview she talks about her weaknesses and fears but also about her future plans.

I don’t know why, but I have the feeling that those delicious boobs are drawing you’re attention more than what she has to say, so enjoy this sexy pictorial.

Marisa Miller is sexy in a pair of knee high socks and really high heels in the last edition of Malibu Magazine. I don’t believe I’ve heard about this magazine but this has no importance seeing Marisa’s hot fantasy pictures. In this pictorial she gives me the impression of a kinky small town schoolgirl and I’m definitely going along with it. It’s surely an impressive photoshoot.

Well, if your goal as a photographer is to make a supermodel hot actress look like dogcrap, look no further than the GQ seminar on doing just that. In an attempt to be “artsy,” this photographer made Megan Fox look like an anorexic rag doll that’s layed out in the Georgia sun for way too long. Congrats on that.

“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”
Fox said Nikita would do “these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads.” The actress also said she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.

Brooke Hogan put on her bikini and went swimming with gay roommate and Brooke Knows Best co-star Glenn Packard. Looks to me as if Brooke is trying to convert a gay, if you ask me. Maybe with her broad shoulders and hard cheekbones, looms such possibilities. Anyways, at least she has good skin and her trap is seemingly shut?

More Brooke Hogan bikini pictures.