Demi Moore now officially grosses me out. Her brother is apparently now talking about her humping while lactating. Some things should just be taboo, like all body parts of your sister. Period. This is Angelina Jolie all over again. Sorry to ruin your Friday.

The Sun says, He said: “We went out and Demi was dancing up on me and humping me from behind. She was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends.
“My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me: ‘How do I get breast milk out of my black dress?’
“I replied: ‘How the f*** would I know? Call Demi!’”

Somewhere down the line, a struggling network decided that Michael Lohan is interesting. Of course, no one will tell us the Network, as I assume they will also be announcing that they are laying off half the company on the same day. Apparently he has a lot of dirt to spill on ex-wife, Dina. I am not sure what’s less interesting, the subject of the interview or the subject matter of the subject himself. Tough call.

TVGuide.com says, “I have it all on tape — all recorded, time and date-stamped,” he said. “You will hear it all. I have 101 text messages between Lindsay and I, and I have about 60 tape recordings of Dina.”
Because of contractual agreements, Lohan cannot specify the name of the special or on what network it will air, but insisted it is “definitely” happening.
“It might be broken up into parts, but it’s going to be done,” he said. “These lies have to stop. She can’t say all these things to me and when I try to address it, deny everything. Dina’s a hypocrite and I’m tired of it.” “I’ve never taken or earned one penny from my daughter. Meanwhile, all the people around her, including her mother, are earning money off of her,” he said. “They want publicity. They’re there for self-serving reasons. I didn’t have my own reality TV show.”

I don’t really know what to say about this, except to say that DeAnna Pappas has one hell of an ass. Check out these bikini pictures of her and the douchebag in the lame swim trunks. That’s one round, voluptuous piece of ass right there.

Yeah, you read that right. Actually, it’s the volcanic ash that’s the epicenter of the lawsuit that alleges that Kate Hudson and celebrity stylist David Babaii stole the idea of using the ash to make a hair product. Who the hell thought this idea up in the first place?

In the lawsuit, which was filed on Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court, 220 Laboratories said it entered into an “oral contract” with Babaii to develop and manufacture hair care products in 2006. The idea for the product was to use volcanic ash from the Vanuatu Islands of the South Pacific.
But Babaii went on to use a company called Universal Packaging Systems Inc to develop the products — using the volcanic ash component. Hudson promoted the product in a 2007 interview with Vogue magazine and said she was one of the developers, the lawsuit states.

Networks might be crying, but audiences are raving, that Britney Spears will not be trainwrecking the MTV VMA’s this year. However, we do expect her at all the afterparties and sans panties. Which always makes for good fun.

“Contrary to media reports, Britney was never slated to perform on this year’s VMAs,” Larry Rudolph, Spears’ manager at Jive Records, said in a statement. “She’s in the middle of recording her next album, which is going amazingly well, and her focus remains on the studio.”

Never thought this would be possible, but I will go out on a limb here and say that watching her in the video may well turn out to be worse than listening to her sing the song. Wow. Good job Heidi, keep up the good work.

These pictures are from her latest video, Overdosin. I think I am going to be sick now.

And now she is bringing Benji Madden into the pathetic fray that is her singing into a microphone. How lame is this crap? And does anyone actually care?

Hollyscoop says, Paris had recently blogged about working on a new album, but we wanted to know if her rocker beau Benji Madden would be making a cameo in it.
Paris said, “Well, actually I have a studio at the house. He [Benji] actually helped me write some of the songs for my new album, and for the BFF show. He’s a really amazing talent, songwriter and singer.”
So will there be a duet? Paris said, “Yes, definitely. When the show comes out.”

Clearly Michael Lohan has an attention whore problem. He now wants to box Kevin Federline for charity. Give me a break, this guy just can’t stand not being the center of the world. I wish someone would just knock him out, hell, I would foot the charity bill in that case. Maybe he could have a bus run over him for charity? I am full of ideas.

Why do all the hot ones have to ruin their hotness? Here is Ali Larter frolicking about the beach in a bikini. And making out with a douchebag. Take the good with the bad I suppose.

More Ali Carter bikini pictures.

I don’t get it, what happened to Lindsay Lohan? Is she in the transformation stage of lesbianism? Maybe not actually, if you read into this. Apparently Lindsay is into the boys, still.

“Lindsay chatted with her ex Harry Morton for a few minutes,” a witness explains about the first encounter. “Sam wasn’t thrilled.” Lindsay, 22, was there to support her live-in galpal, who was deejaying the event. But before the night was over, another of Lindsay’s exes, Calum Best, showed up, followed by former girlfriend Courtenay Semel. Although Lindsay’s rep says, “It wasn’t awkward for her to be with all of her exes,” a witness says, “That was definitely enough drama for Lindsay.”