The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants part deux said it was a no-go to Dina and Ali Lohan. I would just like to go on record as saying that I wasn’t kicked out, this is strongly due to the fact that I would never go to such a movie premier. Does that movie even look worth a damn?

Still, always good to hear about a Lohan getting booted.

E! Online says, Sources report that when Dina, Ali and a friend of Ali’s arrived to the after-party, they sat down at a reserved table. A studio staffer politely asked her to change tables, but “Dina “went apes–t,” a partygoer tells me. “It so wasn’t cool.”
So not cool that “Dina was quietly removed” from the rooftop soiree, another source says.

Amy Winehouse was hospitalized for mixing up her medications. Apparently, Amy was trying to see if a specific combination of medications would turn her into a princess. The concoction failed drastically and she had to go to the hospital.

The Sun says, An onlooker said worried Mitch told fans: “She’s just mixed up her medication.”
Later dad Mitch went to University College Hospital and took Amy some Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Asked how she was, Mitch held up two bags of food and said: “This is how serious it is — I’m bringing her some KFC.”

And this time, not with a baseball bat. With my other bat. Britney Spears is apparently, once again, hot. I guess all those dance classes are finally paying off. Here are some good Britney Spears bikini shots, see for yourself. She really isn’t all that far away from her old form. Keep up the good work Britney.

I mean, what words need be written in a post of this nature? The pictures say absolutely everything. Eva Mendes is in lingerie, your day really couldn’t be better.

Kim Kardashian is dropping hints that her booty belongs on “So you think you can Dance?” I have to say, I’d watch every night, particularly on salsa night. If Kim does do the show, they will need to add in stripper night. My goodness, why am I not a famous Hollywood writer? One can only dream.

People says, “I don’t know where that’s coming from, I can’t really comment on that,” the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star told Ryan Seacrest during a call-in Thursday to his KIIS-FM show. Still, Kardashian admitted she “would be honored if they asked me.”
While Kardashian confessed she doesn’t know her way around a ballroom dancefloor, she joked, “I can get down in a club.”

Not only is Heather Mills a gold digger, but she is also a mean old witch, apparently. Her publicist had enough and quit. Good for her, at least unlike Paul, when she quits, she takes all her shit with her.

Extra says, “After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me “stupid.” I reminded her that she was not “God” and she answered, “I will never ever talk to you again.
I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her.”

OMG! Here’s another one for you gentlemens! I’m speachless and don’t really know what to say. Need I say anything? I’ll let the amazing Denise Milani pictures speack for themselvs!

Also have a look at this week’s hottest stuff online:

Audrina Patridge getting wet [UMC]

Eva Mendes flaunts her goods [Lossip]

Vanessa Hudgens shows her sweet ass [TimeKiller]

Gloria Velez - the babe of the week (huge breats!) [HolyTaco]

Kim Kardashian’s hog troth can take you back before [IDWYL]

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt paraded around the LA area, looking over 12 million dollar homes. I actually think the real estate agent could do a better job with his acting skills, as he later poorly pretended that this was actually real. Lets face it, the photoshoot thing with Heidi and Spencer is now completely out of control. Although I would love to …. with Heidi. But I’m shallow.

TMZ says, So we thought it was a big publicity stunt, until we called the realtor who showed the property. Sandro Dazzan says they’re “serious buyers,” although he doesn’t think they’ll pull the trigger right away. Dazzan stunned us when he said they can afford the $12 million beach house right now, but that they’re “at least six months” out from being able to afford the bigger house.

Michelle Williams is now dating director Spike Jonze. His new movie, Where the Wild Things Are, is upcoming. I wonder what being Heath Ledger’s replacement is like? That can’t be fun, particularly with The Dark Night doing so well.

Star says, “Michelle kissed Spike with a closed mouth on the corner of his lips,” says an eyewitness who saw the couple together the morning of July 2 leaving Spike’s Manhattan apartment. “There was definitely a little bit of caressing going on. She was clutching his arm. The body language was very romantic.”

Yep, you guessed it, by the paparazzi. These guys actually dressed up in camoflage and went in Chuck Norris style. The plan, however, was foiled by the French Chateau’s security team. Now I ask you, if they had gotten the pictures, wouldn’t that have been proof of breaking an entering? I don’t know, these guys sound like tools.

AP says, Police spokeswoman Capt. Olivia Poupot said Friday the two photographers were wearing camouflage clothes. She said police officers took them and the two guards in for questioning after Thursday’s bust-up at the Jolie-Pitt family’s Miraval estate.
Poupot said she didn’t know how long the paparazzi had been on the chateau grounds or further details about the “altercation with the guards.”
“One can imagine that if you discover someone in your garden who is taking your photo then you’re not necessarily going to politely show them the way out,” she said