Jessica Simpson’s album, Do You Know, broke the top 20 one he Country Music billboard. Keeping with her usual style, the album lacks appropriate punctuation. Come on, it’s Friday! I had to! Anyways, looks like Jessica is going to make the state of Texas proud. Maybe this is the Cowboys year?
US Magazine says, The album — which sold 65,000 copies since coming out last week — ranked No. 4 on the Billboard Top 200.
Simpson’s first single, “Come on Over,” hit No. 18 on the Hot Country Songs list last month.
That’s right, good Christian and Miley Cyrus older man toy, Justin Gaston, wears briefs. I don’t like posting this stuff, but the fact is, it’s newsworthy. So out of preserving my journalistic integrity, I have to. I promise the next post will have a hot chick and bury this one.
Aubrey O’Day’s interview in Complex Magazine is the funniest one I’ve ever read in a long time. Picture this: Aubrey licking a stripper pole topless and talking about her period, about watching porn with her friend Jenna Jameson and about the fact that she really is a whore like everybody says.
If you can’t believe me, read with your own eyes about what a freak she is:
So when people hear you’re best friends with Jenna Jameson, they think—
Aubrey O’Day: —I’m going to do sex tapes and porn. Jenna and I never even talk about porn. I think one time Jenna and I had a conversation about having sex on your period.Oh, running a red light?
Aubrey O’Day: Yeah. There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”Still, the first time…
Aubrey O’Day: Yeah, that’s what I was saying.I guess you could just throw a towel down.
Aubrey O’Day: Ha! Yeah, I’m totally a towel girl. [Laughs.]Is this an uncomfortable subject?
Aubrey O’Day: Oh, it’s fine. I love talking about my period.Well, I suppose it’s something that can be broached with—
Aubrey O’Day: —someone you trust. Or you could just have anal sex.
And that’s not all:
If I have to be ridiculed and called a whore and the party animal and the dumb girl for the rest of my career, I’m OK with that. Because I love who I am. You’re going to have to interpret me however you’re going to interpret me.
Lindsay Lohan wants Barak Obama to win. Barak wants to win. Which creates an issue because I think Barak would prefer that Lindsay support McCain. This weekend, Lindsay referred to Republican Vice Presidential nominee, Sarah Palin, as a media obsessed whore. That’s just classy. It’s important to note that I would hit it with both Palin and Lohan.
However, a top source in the Barack Obama team tells me the actress ”is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.”
Given Lohan’s past problems, plus ongoing brushes with controversy, I’ve learned the campaign quietly told the actress ”thanks, but no thanks,” but in far more diplomatic terms.
Wu-Tang Clan, move over. It’s hot in the D.
